It has come to my attention that some people blog EVERY DAY! That's such a crazy fact to learn! I don't think i could come up with enough important stuff to put on a blog for people to read every day. I'm pretty sure my daily discoveries run somewhat like this: 'I got a bamboo last week! It's grown a lot since we got it.' and 'Did you know that chipotle cheddar cheese is good for catching mice?' and 'I ate Captain Crunch for breakfast this morning!' All quite true and respectable things, I just summed up what's bloggable in my life in like three sentences.But off the record, much more interesting material has shown its face in the last couple of months (Oh God, it's been so long). I wore four-inch heels and ribbed nylons (pictured here)! I bought a recliner (not pictured, but available for sitting in most times of day). Jared and I named our apartment (Also not pictured, as it may or may not be appropriate for blog-readers of a young age. Of which I'm sure I have a hefty following). Besides all that shenanigans, I am proud to announce that I am really, truly, officially designing websites these days. I charge a lot less than most and do a lot more custom work, too. So hire me! I'm currently knee deep in a website for my other job, WaWa Canteen, as well as a costume designer/small business owner's designer. Good stuff!

I'm also in a rock show at NYU this fall! I just got done doing a new music concert with two great writers in the city - Sam Carner and Derek Gregor. I had a whole bunch of fun with them and am excited to work with them again, and then the rehearsals for The Fixstarted and I got buried in that process! All is well with the world, and I am so excited to get to play a seedy, back-from-the-dead politician. Should I explore the possibility of just being a zombie? That could thicken the plot, considering the writers' previous musical was 'Zombie Prom.' Sounds like a solid character choice to me.
Otherwise I'm just working at WaWa Canteen (the Asian food restaurant, not the gas station) and awaiting the madness that is about to strike. Senior year is gonna get bloody and beautiful, two words that don't normally go hand in hand, except for their catchy alliterated coupling (see title). I am going to carpe diem the hell out this year, and have a blastiem at the SAME TIME. Don't think it's physically possible? Watch me.
I also would like to state that the play on making 'blast' latin officially succeeds as the most awkward joke I've ever made. Stay tuned for the joke that trumps that one; I'm sure it will show its face sometime soon.
And despite all the work, I feel it is necessary to say that I am functioning at a pretty high level of optimism and happiness. You know me, though. All work and [some] play makes for a hellofan enjoyable lifestyle. Until we chat (once I have exciting news again) some time from now!